Damn Lies

[Angry Former Employee]

In our constant, never-ending and thankless mission to eradicate actual, demonstrable work – the scourge of the marketing “profession” – we publish damn lies for you, the marketer, to repurpose for your “work.” These are big lies – damn lies, if you will. We will never publish small lies, only damn lies. In the immortal words of Mark Twain, “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. ”As the Pickle grows and improves in its mission to provide dodges for the marketer, we will – in good time – publish statistics, as well.